Morning Drivetime Handmeal Options

I still can't believe I thought this might be a good idea:

The filling is rather bland and lifeless, and the coating is greasy and fragile. Not good commuter food at all.

These, on the other hand, aren't too bad:

The crust (note that I didn't write "coating") is neither flaky nor tender, but it's dry and serviceable. And the filling has just about the right balance of identifiable meat, cheese, and egg to qualify as real food.

Moral: stick with what's real and what you know, even when purchasing processed foods. Empanadas are real food. "Omelet Crisper?" Never heard of it.

(apologies to Larry Niven)